Friday, December 16, 2011

About the SMRT Breakdown

So my father gave me a slip of paper with his thoughts on the fiasco:

"Too many train breakdowns. Very slow communication and too few information given to commuters. It's time SMRT work with the 3 telcos on how to disseminate such emergency text messages to all mobile phone users ASAP, so that those inside the affected trains will know what to do and those inside the stations can find other alternative transport arrangement. Even those at home will be aware and not take train in the affected routes."

It seems like the logical thing to do. But what are the barriers for such an arrangement? Who do we have to grease to push such a thing through?

I'm also looking at this beyond the context of "SMRT screwed up again". Had this been a real terrorist attack, is our best option really looking at Facebook and Twitter feeds?

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Cycle of Life

Three modules because it's do or die,
Seven weeks in Hell will turn you blue,
One Assignment to Acquire the Hearts of Masses.
One Assignment to Collect on Debts Past Due.
One Assignment for who knows why.

One Spreadsheet to Rule them all, but Vendor can't find them.
One Project to bring them all and in the last week bind them.
In the halls of SIS, where SMUggers lie.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Paranoir: And One Becomes Two

Ashjyr's Journal, April 17 2010, Sunday
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The Gates remain closed, as we expect them to be. My knuckles turn white from all the fist-clenching. We stand at the brink of War.

The foreign environment is starting to remind me of a scene from a movie. Can't quite put my finger on it.

We wait for our Leader to make First Contact. The General. The Man himself. The One.

He will draw enemy fire unto himself, while we head for cover.

Fearless bastard. He's got balls. And a lot of cash today. That might change soon enough.

I mean about loosing the dough, not his balls. Damn, I better not give the enemy any ideas.

We will follow our General, regardless. To the fiery pits of hell and back if need be. And we will make it back.

Because we are prepared.

Because we can do this.

But mostly because we are on a tight schedule.

Must reach back by 11.”


Enemy Contact! Four in number. Wasn't there a movie about four people dressed in blue? I wonder which one is the flexible one...

That's not blue. It's turquoise”.

Why, thank you, Captain Obvious. I really needed to know that now. Anything else you want reported back to the General?

Remember to take the oranges.”


The Mexican Standoff begins. How typical.

The enemy unleashes their first wave of attack. We brace for impact.

A ginger-bittergourd kebab? What manner of vile alchemy is this? Why can't we eat snake for a change?

Now we want you to do the Wondergirls dance. All of you”

A dance? That primitive artistic expression involving bodily movements and gestures? No chance in hell. We will do this our way.

Let me in! Let me in!”

Well, I guess that works.

Next wave.

Ancient device of some sort, surrounded by some milky cooling agent. No wait. Freezing agent.

Deactivating this device will require steady hands, sensitive fingers, and knowledge of the Ancient Arts.

If only I can feel my fingers.

Great, now I can't feel my legs.


I remember now!

Blue species. Different physiology. Primitive weaponry. Protecting their treasure from invaders appearing in big metallic vehicles.

I've definitely seen this movie before.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Reply to KRC Regarding UBS Report

I rarely make lengthy posts about my political views but today marks an exception. It was triggered by an article from Kent Ridge Commons that was retweeted multiple times. What drove me out of my usual energy-saving mode was the fact that:

  1. I found the snippet of information presented by Vincent Wijeysingha on CNA's political forum to be interesting, and was disappointed that he was not given the opportunity to comment on the "many faults" of the report as explained by Tharman Shanmugaratnam.
  2. KRC took the effort to reply to every person who had retweeted the original link with an article discrediting the original one, and then apologizing to its readers.

This is a response to the article “Singapore does NOT have Third World Living Standards”, submitted to Kent Ridge Common (KRC) by Koh Choon Hwee.

Koh Choon Hwee discredits the article submitted by Christopher Ong (“UBS: Singapore has third world living standards”) on grounds that the UBS Price and Earnings Report 2009 does not make the assertion as claimed. While this is true, the Satay Club article (“UBS: Singapore has Russian standard of living”) that was referenced by Christoper does try to substantiate that claim using information from the UBS report.

Koh Choon Hwee questions the methodology used in obtaining the figures in the UBS report:

“Secondly, as Michael Moore noted, 400 people in the US currently possess more wealth than half of the US population combined. WHOSE domestic purchasing power are we really counting in these statistics? That of these 400 rich people and their families, or one of your union protesters in Wisconsin? One should also note that New York is taken as the bar for this set of UBS’ statistics, hardly a “midway point” on an international level if you ask me.”

The criticism insinuated here is that the domestic purchasing power index offered by UBS does not take into account factors such as a wide income gaps, hence the average reported by UBS is not indicative of a good cross-section of society.

However, UBS clearly states the methodology used in their report on the first page (excluding the cover page and list of cities involved):

“To determine city specific wage levels a weighted average across the 15 professions’ salaries was calculated. The weights used for this calculation was set to be as representative as possible for the average of all cities covered in the report. However, specific weights in some cities may still differ from the ones applied here.”

And later on page 5:

“Calculation is based on the wage, social insurance contribution and working hours data for 15 occupations worldwide to arrive at a net wage level after taxes and payroll deductions.”

While not mentioned in the 2009 report, we can look at the 2006 report for a better understanding of focus of their study. The professions used in their 2006 study were:

Industrial sector

  • Car mechanic
  • Building labourer
  • Skilled industrial worker
  • Factory worker
  • Engineer
  • Department head

Services sector

  • Primary school teacher
  • Bus driver
  • Cook
  • Personal assistant
  • Sales assistant
  • Call center agent
  • Bank credit officer

And what are these “goods and services” mentioned? Also on the first page (emphasis my own):

“The questionnaire used for the survey covered 122 different goods and services, and included 112 questions pertaining to wages, payroll deductions and working hours for 15 different occupations. Over 30,000 data units flowed into the survey evaluation. Since our basket of goods contains only a limited selection of goods and services, we adjusted the individual components based on their weighting in the European consumer price index. The weightings of the individual items in the basket were designed so that all the prices added up to the approximate monthly consumption of a European family of three.”

Now, before someone argues that the basket of goods and services used by UBS may not accurately reflect those required by Singaporeans, I should mention that some of the goods and services listed in their 2006 report include the price for food, clothing, housing, and public transport.

Like Koh Choon Hwee, I am no expert in economics. But from a layman’s perspective, the report seems to be asking the following questions:

  1. What is the average wage that is being paid to these professions in these countries?
  2. How affordable is this basket of goods and services given this weighted average?

Now refer to what Tharman said about the "many faults" of the UBS report:

"[Singapore is] quite different from Russia, quite different from the places that the UBS report talks about..."

"median incomes in Singapore, average incomes, when adjusted for inflation, are much higher than anywhere else in Asia, apart from Japan, and by some measures higher than Japan."

In light of the above-mentioned, Koh Choon Hwee's comment that “400 people in the US currently possess more wealth than half of the US population combined” and Thaman's "higher median incomes when adjusted for inflation" have very little relevance to the discussion at hand.

In fact, I would say the UBS report on the wages of these professions are a good indication of the ability for a typical Singaporean to acquire the goods and services required in order to live here.