I have been told that I have a slight association problem, and when coupled with my rather bad hearing, makes me privy to some rather weird exchanges.
Regardless, some comments just sound so much more fun when misheard or taken out of context. As my current employment comes to an end, I feel the burning urge to do a recap of classic comments seen or heard (or misheard) about the office.
And so, my Top Ten List of "You Had To Be There" comments, in the style of David Letterman:
10. Indians don't eat duck.
9. Do you want a cookie?
8. He is Sally.
7. JUICIEEEEEEEEE!
6. Oooh why did you slap my firm and sexy butt.
5. 有球必硬.
4. Because we can impregnate them with our eyes.
3. Stop walking in and out of my hole.
2. You not long enough.
... And the Number One comment for "You Had To Be There":
1. It's the longest one I have. Arrrgh.
Heh. Thanks for the fun times.
Rock on.
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