Mayan calendar ends in 2012 and morbid thoughts keep seeping into my head lately. So, after a conversation with Mat about the 10 best ways to go, I thought I'd do a Top Ten List, Letterman style.
And so, the Top Ten List for:
"Taglines you do NOT want to see on the news towards the End of Days"
10. Darklord rumored to be father of world-renowned saviour. Saviour says 'Nooooooo'.
9. Global pollution now beyond control. Price of bottled air skyrockets.
8. Nations take muscle flexing to next level and launch nukes. Mutually Assured Destruction becomes More Than Words.
7. Uncontrollable deadly virus turns humans into ravenous zombies. 28 days later, the zombies are not just in your head.
6. Rogue asteroid hurtles towards Earth. With insufficient nukes to alter its course, mankind extinguishes in mesh of iron and irony.
5. Solar eclipse causes superpowers to manifest in humans. Global shortage of spandex and latex expected.
4. Solar flare sweeps across Earth, incinerating atmosphere. Global warming now understatement of the year.
3. Grim Reaper to step down permanently. Officials hint at possibility of outsourcing.
2. Machines gain sentience and subjugates human race. Artificial Intelligence defeats Natural Stupidity.
1. Singapore plans to enter Guinese Book of Records as first country to host End of Days celebrations. Preparations underway.
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